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咱们结婚吧 Zánmen jiéhūn ba

No More Blind Dates!

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杨桃 我说薛素梅薛大导演啊。我真是拜托您了。 Wǒ shuō xuēsùméi xuē dà dǎoyǎn a. Wǒ zhēnshi bàituō nínle. Oh, Director Xue SuMei. I really beg of you.
杨桃 您可别再给我安排什么偶遇的戏份了。 Nín kě bié zài gěi wǒ ānpái shénme ǒuyù de xìfènle. Can you not arrange those ‘accidental encounters’ for me?
杨桃 完全没有任何惊喜,全是惊吓。 Wánquán méiyǒu rènhé jīngxǐ, quán shì jīngxià. There are literally no surprises, it was all scary.
杨桃 姐,我跟你说,现在我是草木皆兵。 Jiě, wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, xiànzài wǒ shì cǎomùjiēbīng. Big Sis, let me tell you I am suspicious of everyone right now.
杨桃 就有一男的,往我身边一站,我就觉得这人是我妈派来的。 Jiù yǒuyī nán de, wǎng wǒ shēnbiān yí zhàn, wǒ jiù juédé zhè rén shì wǒ mā pài lái de. If a man stands next to me, I would think that my mom sent him here
杨桃 您这么下去,我真受不了了 Nín zhème xiàqù, wǒ zhēn shòu bùliǎole If you keep on doing this, I really won’t be able to stand it!
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薛素梅 杨桃小姐。我也跟你说句话,你再这样下去,我也受不了了。 Yángtáo xiǎojiě. Wǒ yě gēn nǐ shuō jù huà, nǐ zài zhèyàng xiàqù, wǒ yě shòu bùliǎole. Miss Yang Tao. I also have something to say to you. I also can’t stand it if you keep on being like this.
薛素梅 我跟你说,以前我可以不管,现在不行,你都多大了,三十二啦。 Wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, yǐqián wǒ kěyǐ bùguǎn, xiànzài bùxíng, nǐ dōu duōdàle, sānshí’èr la. Let me tell you. I didn’t care before, but I have to start caring now. How old are you already?
薛素梅 再不管,就是你妈我不负责任。 Zài bu guǎn, jiùshì nǐ mā wǒ bù fù zérèn. If I still don’t care, it’s me, your mother, who isn’t taking responsibility.
薛素梅 你说给你弄那个正儿八经的相亲你不去,你非说自己碰你自己找。 Nǐ shuō gěi nǐ nòng nàgè zhèng er bā jīng de xiāngqīn nǐ bù qù, nǐ fēi shuō zìjǐ pèng nǐ zìjǐ zhǎo. I tried to set up blind dates for you, but you wouldn’t go. You said that you would go meet someone, go find someone.
薛素梅 你碰什么了你,你到现在,你碰一个靠谱的给我看看哪。没有啊。 Nǐ pèng shénmeliǎo nǐ, nǐ dào xiànzài, nǐ pèng yīgè kào pǔ de gěi wǒ kàn kàn nǎ. Méiyǒu a. Who did you meet? Why don’t you show me that reliable person you were supposed to meet?
薛素梅 你的圈子太小,太固定。你上哪儿找去。 Nǐ de quānzi tài xiǎo, tài gùdìng. Nǐ shàng nǎ’er zhǎo qù. Your social circle is too small, too fixed. Where would you go find someone?
薛素梅 所以说妈已经在那个百合网上给你上去了。 Suǒyǐ shuō mā yǐjīng zài nàgè bǎihé wǎngshàng gěi nǐ shàngqùle. That’s why Mom already went on Lily Network and registered you.
薛素梅 你现在已经是会员了。 Nǐ xiànzài yǐjīng shì huìyuánle. You are now a member.
薛素梅 还有,你姐夫说给你介绍个靠谱的,还不错。 Hái yǒu, nǐ jiěfū shuō gěi nǐ jièshào gè kào pǔ de, hái bùcuò. Also, your brother-in-law said that he would introduce you to a reliable man.
薛素梅 咱们现在就得多条腿走路。 Zánmen xiànzài jiù dé duō tiáo tuǐ zǒulù. We can now see what kind of opportunities this would bring us.
薛素梅 宁可相错,不能错过 Nìngkě xiāng cuò, bùnéng cuòguò Better to be with the wrong one than to miss out on the right one. [/dxtable]
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杨桃 我求您了,妈。这,这相亲真的,相一回扒一回皮的。 Wǒ qiú nínle, mā. Zhè, zhè xiāngqīn zhēn de, xiāng yī huí bā yī huí pí de. I beg you, Mom. Blind dating is an on and off thing.
杨桃 您就放过我吧,我真受不了 Nín jiù fàngguò wǒ ba, wǒ zhēn shòu bùliǎo Just let it go. I really can’t stand it.
段西风: 行,齐了来齐了 Xíng, qíle. Ok, all right.
薛素梅: 那西风,你把那个人的情况,你给桃子介绍一下 Nà xīfēng, nǐ bǎ nàgè rén de qíngkuàng, nǐ gěi táozi jièshào yīxià Xifeng, You with that reliable man…introduce him to YangTao.
段西风: 那个,桃子。你听我跟你说啊。 Nàgè, táozi. Nǐ tīng wǒ gēn nǐ shuō a. Oh, Little Tao, listen to me.
段西风: 就这人吧,是我中学同学。 Jiù zhè rén ba, shì wǒ zhōngxué tóngxué. This man is my middle school classmate.
段西风: 后来呢,我们就一起考上了师大,同级不同系。 Hòulái ne, wǒmen jiù yīqǐ kǎo shàngle shī dà, tóng jí bùtóng xì. Later, we entered the same university, but in different departments.
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段西风: 前不久吧,我们这个同学聚会,结果又碰见了 Qián bùjiǔ ba, wǒmen zhège tóngxué jùhuì, jiéguǒ yòu pèngjiànle Not long ago our classmates had a reunion and we met again.
薛素梅: 得得得。你说话能不能不这么罗嗦呀。 Dé dé dé. Nǐ shuōhuà néng bùnéng bù zhème luō suo ya. Can you spare us of these unnecessary details?
薛素梅: 就是有固定工作,是不是 Jiùshì yǒu gùdìng gōngzuò, shì bùshì And he has a steady job, right?
段西风: 三十五,公务员,在民政局工作。 Sānshíwǔ, gōngwùyuán, zài mínzhèng jú gōngzuò. Thirty-five, civil servants, working in the Civil Affairs Bureau.
段西风: 平时业余爱好呢,就是给那个,到宠物店啊, Píngshí yèyú àihào ne, jiùshì gěi nàgè, dào chǒngwù diàn a, Usually, hobby, just give it to the pet shop.
段西风: 小猫啊,小狗啊,拍个照什么的,水平特高 xiǎo māo a, xiǎo gǒu a, pāi gè zhào shénme de, shuǐpíng tè gāo He takes photos of kittens and puppies. The quality is high.
薛素梅: 父母都是什么,中学老师是吧 Fùmǔ dōu shì shénme, zhōngxué lǎoshī shì ba. And his parents are middle school teachers. Right?
段西风: 对对对。爸爸教体育,妈妈教数学 Duì duì duì. Bàba jiào tǐyù, māmā jiào shùxué. Yes! Father is a coach, mother is a math teacher.
ChinesePinyinEnglish Definition
导演dǎo yǎnto direct; director (film etc)
拜托bài tuōto request sb to do sth; please!
安排ān páito arrange; to plan; to set up; arrangements; plans
偶遇ǒu yùa chance encounter; to meet accidentally
完全wán quáncomplete; whole; totally; entirely
任何rèn héany; whatever; whichever; whatsoever
惊喜jīng xǐnice surprise; to be pleasantly surprised
quánsurname Quan; all; whole; entire; every; complete
惊吓jīng xiàto frighten; to horrify; to terrify
草木皆兵cǎo mù jiē bīnglit. every tree or bush an enemy soldier (idiom); fig. to panic and treat everyone as an enemy; to feel beleaguered
wǎngto go (in a direction); to; towards; (of a train) bound for; past; previous
身边shēn biānat one’s side; on hand
pàiclique; school; group;
受不了shòu bù liǎounbearable; unable to endure; can’t stand
不管bù guǎnnot to be concerned; regardless of; no matter
再不zài bùif not … then; otherwise
guǎnsurname Guan; to take care (of); to control; to manage;
不负责任bù fù zé rènirresponsible
nòngto do; to manage; to handle; to play with; to fool with; to mess with; to fix; to toy with
正儿八经zhèng ér bā jīngserious; earnest; real; true
相亲xiāng qīnblind date; arranged interview to evaluate a proposed marriage partner
pèngto touch; to meet with; to bump
到现在dào xiàn zàiup until now; to date
靠谱kào pǔreliable; reasonable; probable
圈子quān zicircle; ring; (social) circle
固定gù dìngto fix; to fasten; to set rigidly in place; fixed; set; regular
百合bǎi hélily
会员huì yuánmember
姐夫jiě fu(coll.) older sister’s husband
tuǐleg; Classifiers: 条 ; hip bone; old variant of 腿
宁可nìng kěpreferably; (would) be better to; (to pick) the lesser of two evils
qiúto seek; to look for; to request; to demand; to beseech
to peel; to skin; to tear; to pull down; to cling to (sth on which one is climbing); to dig
放过fàng guòto let off; to let slip by; to let sb get away with sth
neat; even; level with; identical; simultaneous; all together; to even sth out
情况qíng kuàngcircumstances; state of affairs; situation; Classifiers: 个
考上kǎo shàngto pass a university entrance exam
师大shī dà”abbr. for 师范大学 (normal university); teacher-training college”
同级tóng jíon the same level; ranking equally
to tie; to fasten; to button up
前不久qián bù jiǔnot long ago; not long before
聚会jù huìparty; gathering; to meet; to get together
结果jiē guǒto bear fruit; Classifiers: 个
碰见pèng jiànto run into; to meet (unexpectedly); to bump into
罗嗦luō suoincorrect variant of 啰嗦
条件tiáo jiàncondition; circumstances; term; factor; requirement; prerequisite; qualification; Classifiers: 个
chēsurname Che; car; vehicle; Classifiers: 辆 ; machine; to shape with a lathe
豪华háo huáluxurious
公务员gōng wù yuánfunctionary; office-bearer
平时píng shíordinarily; in normal times; in peacetime
业余yè yúin one’s spare time; outside working hours; amateur (historian etc)
爱好ài hàoto like; to take pleasure in; keen on; fond of; interest; hobby; appetite for; Classifiers: 个
宠物店chǒng wù diànpet store
小猫xiǎo māokitten
小狗xiǎo gǒupup; puppy
什么的shén me deand so on; and what not
体育tǐ yùsports; physical education
数学shù xuémathematics; mathematical
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